tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post6707484726610115251..comments2023-10-26T00:45:54.703+13:00Comments on More Canterbury Tales: Tuesday TippleThe Sagittarianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-38808460539193529012009-07-17T16:22:13.589+12:002009-07-17T16:22:13.589+12:00Owen - yes, felt that 'quake! Where we are it ...Owen - yes, felt that 'quake! Where we are it was more of a rolling sensation than a 'quake, but my MUCH older brother lives not far from the epicentre of the quake and they were ready to run for their lives!!The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-74965805000925335162009-07-17T14:24:39.548+12:002009-07-17T14:24:39.548+12:00Was wondering if you felt the earthquake where you...Was wondering if you felt the earthquake where you were the other day ??? If so, did you realize it was an earthquake, or did you just think it was someone wrestling a large alligator out behind the local bar ??? :-D<br /><br />Hope no one was too frightened, sounds like it shook South Island a bit ?Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12622587942009516590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-21935186297160783062009-07-16T10:51:46.576+12:002009-07-16T10:51:46.576+12:00AWB - suffice to say that when I did the cocktail ...AWB - suffice to say that when I did the cocktail mixology course I had to take the bus home!<br /><br />Louciao - I can see that you're going to get me in trouble! Fantastic.<br /><br />RB - oh you don't want a hangover in London for sure! You could mix some up and take it with you...<br /><br />Matty - Yeah I'm not that big on falling, I found that the fall itself is fine but that sudden stop at the end is a bitch!The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-67730004850143396132009-07-16T09:27:08.076+12:002009-07-16T09:27:08.076+12:00Yes! Take care when you fall! It matters! love and...Yes! Take care when you fall! It matters! love and kisses,<br />mattymattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06243735214520899123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-30017895682354650382009-07-16T04:35:54.772+12:002009-07-16T04:35:54.772+12:00Ah I think I may well try this on Friday night. I...Ah I think I may well try this on Friday night. I am sure I will be on the floor before I get it right because I am hopeless and clumsy but I would never tip a drink away. <br /><br />I'll let you know how I get on. <br /><br />Actually maybe Friday would not be a great idea. I am off to London on Saturday and a hangover would not be great. I'll try two maybe.Reluctant Bloggerhttp://rbtoinfinityandbeyond.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-49854319144905370042009-07-15T23:15:04.937+12:002009-07-15T23:15:04.937+12:00HaHaHa!LOL! Swelled head.It does, indeed, make the...HaHaHa!LOL! Swelled head.It does, indeed, make the joke you left even worse. Do you think he also has a hard head?Lynne with an ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00320166770541319601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-41176045898353094132009-07-15T20:04:00.918+12:002009-07-15T20:04:00.918+12:00So you got the hang of it after 4 glasses!
Does t...So you got the hang of it after 4 glasses!<br /><br />Does that mean that the only way to do it properly you've got to be 'half cut'The Joined up Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02797087157041713649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-20786425942706693992009-07-15T14:59:45.226+12:002009-07-15T14:59:45.226+12:00Tenon - oh dear, I appear to have created a monste...Tenon - oh dear, I appear to have created a monster!<br /><br />owen - you rascal you!<br /><br />Lou - Owen's contributions always make people laugh! I won't tell him cos he will get a swelled head (and that makes my joke left at your place seem even worse somehow...)The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-19156917802196087702009-07-15T08:36:21.886+12:002009-07-15T08:36:21.886+12:00Not only tippling but telling ribald jokes on Tues...Not only tippling but telling ribald jokes on Tuesday in Christchurch! This is a great place you're running, Saj! Too bad about the ban on farting, though. <br />I'm afraid to say that Owen's contribution did make me LOL. (don't tell him!)<br />Now, dear hostess, what's that other naughty joke that you didn't leave on my blog?Lynne with an ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00320166770541319601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-78465115117427746332009-07-15T07:14:08.880+12:002009-07-15T07:14:08.880+12:00As further evidence that Google is indeed amazing ...As further evidence that Google is indeed amazing :<br /><br />A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over <br />the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! <br />So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.<br /><br />Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of <br />pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face <br />while doing it. SECOND, there's a 'gator out back with a sore <br />tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. THIRD, there's <br />a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things <br />right for her.<br /><br />Man: Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You <br />have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and they get <br />crazier from there.<br /><br />Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez <br />zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, <br />and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.<br /><br />Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear <br />the most frightening roaring and thumping, thrashing and bellowing, then silence.<br /><br />The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and <br />big scratches all over his body.<br /><br />"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"<br /><br />Signed,<br />A decidedly sorry sod <br />(for being so naughty... will go write on the blackboard 100 times... I must not copy and paste bad jokes in the comment box !)Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12622587942009516590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-44413810068728949202009-07-15T00:31:17.239+12:002009-07-15T00:31:17.239+12:00Little Johnny asked and received help from a libra...Little Johnny asked and received help from a librarian on how to use the card catalog. In a little while, he approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila."<br /><br />"T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, and Little Johnny thanked her and went back to his search.<br /><br />A short time later he came to the desk, looking quite distraught. "I just can't find it." he said.<br /><br />"What book are you looking for?" the librarian asked.<br /><br />Replied Little Johnny, "Tequila Mockingbird.<br /><br />Isn't Google amazing?KeyReedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02894097012924024789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-51384694742211794582009-07-14T18:20:45.783+12:002009-07-14T18:20:45.783+12:00Steve - I agree, and eventually it would be just a...Steve - I agree, and eventually it would be just a matter of pointing and gesturing I suspect!The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-60478120207185381482009-07-14T18:04:00.985+12:002009-07-14T18:04:00.985+12:00Is it pronounced olÉ? Or 'ole? I can imagine s...Is it pronounced olÉ? Or 'ole? I can imagine saying it the first way after concocting this cocktail and then after a few quaffs feeling like the latter...! ;-)Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-52753815436404449092009-07-14T16:33:25.742+12:002009-07-14T16:33:25.742+12:00Lou - yes indeedy! And no farting.
Margaret - I a...Lou - yes indeedy! And no farting.<br /><br />Margaret - I am quite partial to a bit of family history as well, I recently discovered that on my mother's side "we" arrived in Canterbury via one of the Four Ships which practically makes us Chch royalty. Hoorah.<br /><br />Owen - a goody, you're here. Now we can start telling the rest of the jokes... or shall we just start muttering?<br /><br />Matty - haha, I'm glad that put you in a dancing mood! We'll scatter the beanchairs about later so when we all fall down it won't hurt! :-)The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-58164057965158020352009-07-14T16:02:47.056+12:002009-07-14T16:02:47.056+12:00I've never been able to hold drink. I don'...I've never been able to hold drink. I don't think that it is because i'm light or anything -- but when I was 13 i accepted a dare to eat a watermelon spiked with Jack Daniels in under 5 minutes. <br /><br />...I felt really great for about 3 minutes. ...then I woke up the next day really, really sick! <br /><br />...but, your drink and joke make me wanna dance except I would probably just fall over. <br /><br />love and kisses,<br />mattymattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06243735214520899123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-49958614595683708002009-07-14T15:41:28.653+12:002009-07-14T15:41:28.653+12:00Sounds decidedly dangerous Amanda ! You are changi...Sounds decidedly dangerous Amanda ! You are changing New Zealand's reputation singlehandedly... LOL ! After a few of these I'll bet I'd be ready to get keel-hauled, for surely I'd do something idiotic...<br /><br />And to Margaret... I'll drink to mutthood... :-D<br /><br />Lynne, this is definitely NOT something for a quiet, candlelit dinner for two !Owenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12622587942009516590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-1685412395632715402009-07-14T13:58:57.490+12:002009-07-14T13:58:57.490+12:00Tuesday tipple, is it? Goodie, that's tomorro...Tuesday tipple, is it? Goodie, that's tomorrow! Soon! <br />I like the one-liner about the keeler: a) for the joke b) because my great-grandfather's last name was Keeler, and it seems his ancestors were Irish boatmen who were keelers. This kind of research is fun for us Americans as we're all a bit mutts!Margaret Pangerthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09995968579194433270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28571746.post-35161216503996673602009-07-14T13:08:44.743+12:002009-07-14T13:08:44.743+12:00And stay away from flames!And stay away from flames!Lynne with an ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00320166770541319601noreply@blogger.com