Sunday, June 29, 2008

Setting the record straight

Chocolate Martini - never had one? Great at bedtime, folks, for the wee nitey nite smugness that Milo doesn't give you.

We got drenched last night - not in chocolate (I hasten to add) but rain. It happened that the restaurant that we went to, while being ok, also was streets away from the nearest decent bar. So, we aquaplaned to the Blue Note only to find it closing. Poo. At 10.30pm on a Saturday? Ah well, we are in the Antipodes afterall. Off to The Flying Burrito Brothers - the home of over 300 types of Tequila and the Chocolate Martini (pictured above). Weaved home after the Bailey's mellowed us out and we had dried our hair. I kid you not, we were soaked!! Next time, the gals will choose the restaurant. And the boys will pay.

Now then, I feel obliged to mention this to set the record straight. I have not had group sex with the English Rugby team. Nor have I ever had a text from Shane Warne.

I am sure that there is a story here - I must be one of a very small group of wimmin who hasn't... er... "had" the aforementioned "prvileges". Alert the media.

9 comments:

Pixie said...

actually, we'll go out without them. and we'll have a jug of margaritas. They can stay at home and be in charge of kids and cats and food. You can wear that nice red number a few posts back...wedding dress? pah! and I shall wear something small and black. If the boys are lucky, we'll go home again. in the morning. ha!

Mike said...

Sounds like a wonderful time (even though you didn't have sex with the rugby team).

Steve said...

You have never had group sex with the English Rugby team? Be honest. It's cos they're English isn't it?

The Sagittarian said...

Pixie - great idea! Dunno if I will fit that adress again, but if I don't eat between now and CHRISTMAS (this year) I just might!

Mike - yeah, I'm a selfish cow that way.

Steve - I gather there was a queue, and I'm too old and impatient!

The Poet Laura-eate said...

Tut tut. That Shane Warne behaves like a footie player!

meggie said...

I remember some of those English Rugby players from years past- but not in a biblical sense! The Welsh were the dreamy ones- again, not in the biblical sense!

The Sagittarian said...

Poet - yeah, he should be taken out and shot with a ball of his own spit!

Meggie - it's the accents I reckon! Mind you, I always had a soft spot for Gavin Hastings from the Scotland team. Sigh.

Reluctant Blogger said...

I did think of you when I heard that story and wonder!

The Sagittarian said...

RB - you're a cheeky monkey, there's no doubt! hehe; a mischievious drink for you I think.