Fact 1: I had a great weekend.
Fact 2: I had too much wine.
Fact 3: People who know me won't be surprised at Fact 2.
Fact 4: I am old enough to know that if you go bed at 4am the rest of the day is like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube.
Fact 5: The kids don't have any consideration for Fact 4.
Fact 6: I can't have drunk enough last night if I am still thirsty today.
Fact 7: I had forgotten that Pixie also doesn't know how to say "No, no more for me thanks".
Fact 8: I am old enough to know better, young enough to have done it anyway.