"Good morning", said Mother Nature rudely and wantonly. I tried to roll over and go back to sleep, but she kept on at me for a good 30 seconds - first this way, then that. Honestly, she is insatiable. Unlike my nerves. They're like that extremely old undie elastic and have been worn through.
"Cantabrians can expect a few high 4s in the next few days" chirps the early morning Radio Chick.
By now, I'm so cheered up I could just spit.
But wait, there's more. "The weather this weekend..." (I'm yawning now, disastered out? )
Have a great weekend folks, wherever you are.