"This toilet seat has a crack in it" Well, d'oh!
(While trying to open a door, with both hands full of files) "Do you need help with that door?"
"Oh its cold in here, are the heaters on?"
Is it national stupid day or am I just a grumpy old tart today?
Now, and possibly as an answer to that last question, I have just remembered that I was going to post a Tuesday Tipple (are you off that wagon yet, RB?)....if you take 1 ounce of vodka, 2 tsp light rum (Bacardi), 2 tsp lemon juice and 1 tsp grenadine and shake it all together with ice, then strain it into a champagne glass you have got yourself a GRAND DUCHESS. Salut!