Ok, so I played up on a 'school night' and now even typing this is hurting my head.
Yes, it's true...old enough to know better (young enough to do it anyway)...so without further thumping on the keyboard and in deference to my Scottish ancestry:
Blood and Sand
30ml scotch whisky
30 ml rosso Vermouth
30ml cherry brandy
30ml orange juice
Pour all ingredients into a shaker, and shake (but not too loud...pleeeease), then strain intoa serving glass.
get it doone yer neck!